The Difference between boys and girls:
Boys: wake up and grab a shirt and shorts and put it on.
Girls: lay out their clothes weeks ahead of time, not only for the first day of school but for the entire week.
Boys: wake up and eat immediately, because if they don't they'll DIE!
Girls: wake up and take their sweet time before they want breakfast, then eat as slow as possible, then decide half way through that they're not hungry after all.
Boys: look into the mirror and walk right out of the bathroom
Girls: have to watch every single move you make while doing their hair, won't sit still and move their head all over the place and a half an hour later their hair is finally complete.
Boys: grab their back pack and bolt out the door.
Girls: mosey around making sure for the thousandth time that their folder is still in their Hello Kitty backpack, then take another peek in the mirror and mosey out to the car, not in a hurry for anything.
Boys: get in the car and say school was "good"
Girls: start talking the second they get outside and tell you every. single. thing. that was done during the day with enough animation for a Disney movie. And if you're lucky you'll get the play-by-play at least one more time.
This is Huddy stomping on the bushes because he thought he was staying as "schoowul, wiff his horthey pack-pack". Mad as a hatter that we took him home to the boring ole house with us.
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